I am a simple thing

Quicky before I gets chucked off

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 12:33:19 GMT

Mfest: Good, odd, edgey, fun, missed pals, laughter, sadness, ILLNESS and funny voice. When can I do it again?

Work: NVQ, PDP, busy, OMG how the F*** am I going to do 3 times the amount and you want it when?! Otherwise, good.

Personal: Goodbyes and farewells to shit I have been holding constipatedly onto for 1/2 decade or more. Lets get this mind detox on the road :) Cried, sad, slightly unnerved, mostly freed.
Mum, I miss you. Happy Diwali and new years.
Happy 10months.

Toto: Sick sick, puke puck, loves loves, cute fat, retch, eat, sleep.
Sleep. sleep, eat sleep, puke.

Finally, this is how I hope to remember Machinenfest: CrazyshortMetalRocks Germany.

HA-HA

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 12:11:10 GMT

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/surrey/8209684.stm

Living it up suburbanbliss

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 12:38:42 GMT

Seeing as neither Mike nor I have updated for a while I might as well give a short summery of recent weeks.

Last weekend we went to visit Mike's Mum in York.
Pretty and very sunny it was too and as she live a stones throw from both the ~~city~~ town centre and some horsey racecourse, there was much of a hubbub on the streets both days.
She was quite chatty to my relief and has the most beautiful of back gardens which she proudly showed me round all her fruits of labour before we went out to look around the dainty streets on Saturday morning. She also ensured we took a home some planting pots and seeds to begin growing our own herbs. So I now have some basil and some rocket on the grow. Mike thinks it all looks like cress, well he would.

Toto, our cat seems to have settled into her new home just fine and Mike installed her catflap last week. Since then she's still reluctant to use it on her own but with a bit of coaxing has managed to figure it out. Mostly she just peers through into the garden especially in the morning when birds are particularly prominant.
On Monday both Mike and Toto got a bit of a fright, some big neighbourley cat, one which we've not seen before found itself in the Kitchen. It was in the day and Toto head downstairs to find this big brown moggy halfway up the kitchen window having knocked some plants and making a bit of a racket. Mike came downstairs and scared the blighter out, by shouting at it and the cat seemed a little distressed by it's experience too so hopefully that will be last of it. Toto needed a bit of TLC and treats before she ventured out from under her hiding place behind the rocking chair in the Den. Yesterday morning however she 'done us proud'. Next door's cat, a scarey-eyed grey cat was staring through the flap at her. This one is actually a nice little thing who travels through the garden every night. Anyhoo after a moment and on spotting me glaring through the window the grey cat turned and Toto dashed out through the flap, big bushey tail puffed up and chased grey-cat down the garden. So she can defend herself then, which is good to know.

Lastly, it was DEFRA's sports day again last Friday.
This time I umpired the rounders matches again and we struggled to beat Kew Gardens in the semi-final heats. Last time they slaughtered us 16 to 2 and a half. This time we made them work for it and with a slightly dodgey qwin they went through by 6 and a half to 6. Next year I tells ya, we'll have em.
Anyway, we played the other semi final losers and won giving us 3'rd place in the tournament.
Meet the Leicester Allstars team:

I enter the mixed-relay this year and, well, we didnt drop the baton and I didn't die after sprinting so .....came 6th, out of 8th. So not last /proud.

Thats all, and thats my lunch over so till next time, I'll trying keeping it positive eh.

Hmmm Cinnabon

Tue, 24 Mar 2009 23:55:26 GMT

http://www.cinnabon.com/experience/products/index.html

Used to be a stall in the big shopping centre in Southampton, but is no more.
Wish there were a Cinnabon near me

Hooray!

Mon, 09 Mar 2009 16:25:03 GMT



		I will marry Stelthman Joy.
		After a wild honeymoon, We will settle down in Egypt in our fabulous House.
		We will have 9 kid(s) together.
		Our family will zoom around in a Grass Green Toyota MR2.
		I will spend my days as a Porn director, and live happily ever after.

Mon, 09 Mar 2009 15:20:54 GMT

My nice landlord has just let me know that my final date is 31st March 09 and not 15th April.

Hooray! the less extra rent I have to pay the better, seeing as I am nearly in a state of rimming my overdraft, something I swore I'd never even get unless absolutely necessary.
Landlord has always been very very patient and understanding and I hope I have never let him down either. He keeps mentioning about getting my diposit released from the Estate agents so at least now I wont be completely penniless for the turning of a decade.
Who's idea was moving out into a flat alone anyway; Oh yeah, it was a lame attempt at luring love to a home. What a stupid idea to be entering into on brink of whole depression.

Am I bitter? Well only slightly. I just hope I can be a better person with a worthy partner.

> Looking forwards..........

Already doing much better: no episodes for weeks, tears and growing and closeness to *named supream being*, work options opening up a whole new oyster, culture visits and seasides.
My only complaint is that seabass doesn't come in veggie-form ;) Hmmmmmmm, for nuts!

Not that bad huh.

Wed, 04 Feb 2009 13:51:25 GMT

Beacause Leicesterians are mostly gay, or related to gay or just plain girls I am going to have to watch Rugby on my own or with random pub goers or at best with a couple of work colleagues.
Still, start as I mean to follow some.
I know I'll get bored after a bit and then gain interest again as the league progresses in later matches.

Anyone in Leicester who I've seen this year watch rugby?

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 11:36:33 GMT

Well, I have found myself ill.
Not just a cold but real man-flu. Real Man flu!

Sitting at work, I have got a throbbing ich inside my head and can feel my throat and glands just wanting to scratch.
There's a bit of nausea there and I'm getting odd moments of shivers and sweats every half hour or so.

Timely consideration, seeing as I have got Thursday and Friday as leave.

I wish I saw them open up for Dimebag that time with the loo roll

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 23:10:19 GMT

15 years later, and still loving Type O Negative just as much /nostalgic sigh.

Fri, 19 Dec 2008 12:09:48 GMT

Is Normality a floating point? i.e relative to your origin.

RIP Miss Page

Mon, 15 Dec 2008 19:15:30 GMT

NO WAY, BETTIE IS GONE?! :(

Confession

Thu, 04 Dec 2008 18:52:54 GMT

I slept with Chris Moyles last night.

Wed, 17 Sep 2008 13:52:12 GMT

2 things:

a) I found a definate 'lump' on one side of my lower back :/

and

b) I got my TV licence today :D

Although he was a carpenter who never cooked.....

Tue, 16 Sep 2008 13:59:13 GMT

I just found out my Grandad was called Gordhan Ramji

(Gordan Ramsey with a thick indian accent)

5-FX Rulzs. Dat is all.

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 16:42:42 GMT

After getting back from notSoRadford, falling asleep for a few hours and visiting Cabs&Gabs to listen to convo about go, maths stats and watchjing 'Look Around You: Maths' I went to bed a smily happy sleepy camper in my new bedspace.

I might have jumped into the deep end and I have only just managed to learn to stay afloat by paddling my feet. Things can only float from here, surelysurely.

This weekend at Infest was 'nice' 'ok' and emotional. It's amazing just how little one needed to speak.

mostly for MattC - BSE Bovine Spongiform Enteritis

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 13:00:37 GMT

Hmm, I found myself thinking back to some of the random convo from last night:

I can confirm yes BSE is mad cow disease in Cattle

On quoting Ian's Joke about Mad Cow disease in Women being 'Marriage' and my thought that Marriage is ACTUALLY mad Cow disease in MEN (say marriage and men go mad, women dont really change they're madness is ever present)

I was told that apparently Ian's right.

Men get the most out of being married.
Women get the most out of being single.

Now when I thought about it again, I suppose I see that too.

Men just complain like women about marriage, but take their missis away from them and they cant hack it, they crunmble. Usually it's more than obvious.

Anyhoo, I digress. My point was:
BSE in Cattle (See Animal Health's web pages), Scrapi in Sheep (AH also) and Marriage in Women (see NHS or Bupa councelling, or better yet, set her free from Madness, send her head and vertabrae off to a lab and remember folks, no nose to nose contact if you want to avoid quarentine)

Mama's little girl

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 08:28:52 GMT

I love my Mum soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Much.

She has filled one of my holes this morning. I'm so happy I could cry.

The support and life experience help and OH OH OH OH, I cant begin to explaign just how much she has helped me with some big decisions. I am finding myself landing back on the rail track which I was happy rolling on before, my life is back on track!!!!!!!!!! :D

(I'm sure this level of optimism wont last forever but the support and advice has been priceless)

Warning, suffers no more fools!

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 12:46:56 GMT

Well, due to not being a child nor being gossips madam and because even time hasn't kept some childish backchatting cant-get-job-so-live-on-the-dole type of people with way too much time on their hands......

anyhoo, without a rant:

If you find yourself unfriended it's not personal but I cant trust you.
You dont comment on my journal but do take time to re-translate my mind's thinking and turn it into she said so&so about so&so and so they must've so&so'ed with so&so at so&so's.

So yeah, if you find you're un friended it's so that you can focus on gossiping about your own friends, ok.

If btw, you feel I am unjust and am wrongly accusing you then let me know. comments are screened and I'll appreciate the fact that you have bollocks.

and if you want to turn this into another I hate you hate load of bull without speaking out and clearing the air..... then it's for the best, know what i mean.

Stolen from Chiselwright

Tue, 15 Jan 2008 08:04:05 GMT

Fri, 04 Jan 2008 20:34:09 GMT

WTF!

The roof on my room(it's a bungalow) is leaking.
Right when I'm about on my way out o_0

Wed, 19 Dec 2007 16:46:44 GMT

Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. (My mum believes in this one, probably why she likes John so much)

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

Mon, 10 Dec 2007 20:03:11 GMT

It never rains but it pours.

Mysery text solved and impulsiveness imminent.
I even sat thinking about Dharsh for a good hour or so before having the courage to reach out.

Never separate entities, always events together.

Psychicly linked somehow in another lifetime I rekon.

...The shape of things to come, I hopes so /glee.

gloomy sobbing monsters feeling sad

Thu, 22 Nov 2007 22:12:52 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0KhKEZo178

This gave me so much happyhappyjoyjoy

and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSvJwUFI_es Pulp muppets

How am I going to pull this off! :s

Sat, 17 Nov 2007 14:52:05 GMT

Ingredients check, arrangements check, Oven broken :(....

Right let's get this show on the road....

Been humouring myself.

Mon, 12 Nov 2007 20:15:36 GMT

Mostly for Shana:

Insert coin?