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Hmm, I found myself thinking back to some of the random convo from last night:

I can confirm yes BSE is mad cow disease in Cattle

On quoting Ian's Joke about Mad Cow disease in Women being 'Marriage' and my thought that Marriage is ACTUALLY mad Cow disease in MEN (say marriage and men go mad, women dont really change they're madness is ever present)

I was told that apparently Ian's right.

Men get the most out of being married.
Women get the most out of being single.

Now when I thought about it again, I suppose I see that too.

Men just complain like women about marriage, but take their missis away from them and they cant hack it, they crunmble. Usually it's more than obvious.

Anyhoo, I digress. My point was:
BSE in Cattle (See Animal Health's web pages), Scrapi in Sheep (AH also) and Marriage in Women (see NHS or Bupa councelling, or better yet, set her free from Madness, send her head and vertabrae off to a lab and remember folks, no nose to nose contact if you want to avoid quarentine)

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[info]crazymeandave wrote:
31st Jul, 2008 13:04 (UTC)
cue the pedant
you do know that enteritis is inflammation of the intestinal tract, yeah?

encephalopathy is the brain disease... mmmmm tasty brains
[info]ikklebabyj wrote:
31st Jul, 2008 13:09 (UTC)
Re: cue the pedant
I do now!

May I take this opportunity to tell you I work on the TB team and my expertise is with International Trade.

Thank you ;)
[info]crazymeandave wrote:
31st Jul, 2008 13:25 (UTC)
Re: cue the pedant
the idea of bovine spongiform enteritis does fill me with a certain delight though.
[info]ikklebabyj wrote:
31st Jul, 2008 17:37 (UTC)
Re: cue the pedant
you'd have squishy-shit or something.


eWWwwwww
[info]shallowthing wrote:
31st Jul, 2008 20:16 (UTC)
I'd argue that the desire to get married is "mad cow disease" in anyone.
[info]ikklebabyj wrote:
1st Aug, 2008 16:17 (UTC)
Having tasted both sides you're sure to know/sarcasm. Especially with your optimistic mind :P
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